I'm A Real Catastrophe.

"As Long As I Have Hands, I Can Break Something. As Long As We Can Breathe, We Can Sing . As Long As I Can Remember, I Can Hear Him- He Says "Kid, You'll Be Fine." "

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.


In regards to a phone call I received this morning. Not interested. The guise of caring about my welfare is ridiculously transparent. No thank you!


This story keeps on getting better and better

1 hour ago (94833) via snakefood


"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

❝ Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk. ❞


1 hour ago (139049) via dumbutopia