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Alycia | Vegan | Fucktard | Body Modification Lover | Coffee Life



"As Long As I Have Hands, I Can Break Something."
me: -bounces leg-
classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
me: yeah?
classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
me: im literally always anxious

croatoan-dean-rising-demon:

carryonmywincestsounds:

tardisex:

krypto-the-hellhound:

believeinwinchesters:

That’s the exact spot where I realized that she played the mom on suite life of zack and cody

thats the exact moment i realised sam had no idea what a ‘mom voice’ was

who gave you the right

Sam didn’t have a mom? Excuse me,

Let’s not ferget the parenting skills he displayed with a baby, we can only assume he honed those from when he took care of Sam:

This hurts

d0it4theratchetz:

Do you ever crave another person’s touch? Just like holding hands, hugging, snugging.. God, I really need that right now. 

shante-atthedisco:

actually me tho

❝ Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into. ❞
14 hours ago (159328) via sexpixxie

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

princessabz:

phan—tastical:

the amount of youtubers calling him out for this makes me so happy

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

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