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Alycia | Vegan | Fucktard | Body Modification Lover | Coffee Life



"As Long As I Have Hands, I Can Break Something."

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

6 hours ago (189080) via little-f0x
6 hours ago (171781) via little-f0x

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

❝ Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry. ❞

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

cristy:

naterpie:

pearstheplatypus:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

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OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD THAT IS CRUEL 

6 hours ago (490655) via cristy

1980somethingspaceship:

girlyhina:

I love how this face

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is vague enough to be used for practically any reaction it’s just the best

dropped some food on the floor

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forgot to study for a test

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asked to answer a question in class but you dont know the answer

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someone calls you cute

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someone asks you out

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critical plot twist in a movie you didnt see coming

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theres so much astronaut stuff you cant fully function

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all your reaction needs

6 hours ago (45911) via brekachu

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

6 hours ago (220791) via brekachu
❝ How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind. ❞
6 hours ago (651769) via sexpixxie
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