I'm A Real Catastrophe.

"As Long As I Have Hands, I Can Break Something. As Long As We Can Breathe, We Can Sing . As Long As I Can Remember, I Can Hear Him- He Says "Kid, You'll Be Fine." "

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

holdmydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

i made a brony on the sims

this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

if there is no god then explain this

vapor-man:

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idiotsage:

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

me and the bae

jessicreep:

krystynaluvzraven:

jessicreep:

krystynaluvzraven:

jessicreep:

Weight-gain appreciation.

Fuck abusive relationships & depression.

All hail the strength to prevail & rise above.

I believe in people like you.

You are so beautiful! I love how strong and proud you look. That confidence is very sexy,

Thank you for your awesome words! :-)

your very welcome. I love your blog so much. You are so beautiful and inspiring.

I appreciate it, sweet one. ;)

I Love Kickin’ It With These People. And Also Patrick Who Didn’t Get In Any Of The Pictures.

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