I'm A Real Catastrophe.

"As Long As I Have Hands, I Can Break Something. As Long As We Can Breathe, We Can Sing . As Long As I Can Remember, I Can Hear Him- He Says "Kid, You'll Be Fine." "
Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

ozthemagician:

Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined

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ozthemagician:

Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined pt2

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ozthemagician:

you get the idea by now.Supernatural is going to take over all of Tumblr. Its already begun. 

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even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

1 hour ago (621934) via purrfects

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

1 hour ago (157780) via zombieroxas

billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

1 hour ago (242360) via zombieroxas

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

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royalorganicjewelry:

1-1/4” lignum vitae with honey onyx

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

hoomie:

lifeisliterallylimited:

NYPD twitter campaign implodes, flooded with photos of police abuse

Just before 2 pm EDT, the New York City Police Department called via Twitter for photos of citizens with its officers. Almost immediately the campaign #myNYPD seemed to backfire, as users flooded the hashtag with photos decrying alleged police brutality.

Yesssssss

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